DANTE NERO
"PROGRESSIVELY PURSUING PERFECTION AN INFINTESSIMAL JOURNEY"

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Dante’ Nero grew up in the mean Streets of Brooklyn where he sold ...... Well those files have been sealed now. He attended SUNY at New Paltz. He then got a job working with emotionally disturbed children because who better than someone who is disturbed.  His college courses in Theoretical Physics paid off in the lucrative 11-year business of male stripping? He produced many male revues, where he hired comics such as Tracy Morgan and Mike Epps to open the shows. That’s when the comedy bug bit him.

Versed in various styles of martial arts Jui Jitsu Judo Thai and American boxing he made money doing underground bare knuckle fighting. He later organized some of his mixed martial arts friends to do security at some of the biggest clubs in the city.

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While working as a phone guy and a union rep he began writing jokes a desire that haunted him since
he was a teen. Simultaneously he managed to raise a daughter. At 313 lbs his rugged appearance almost contradicts his heady and socially conscience and political comedic sensibilities tempered with a criminal understanding of urban life. Throw in a love for philosophers such as Ayn Rand, Nietzsche and Watts gives him a wisdom that almost says laugh or else!