Welcome to my website. I've been told that this internet thing is the wave of the future. "Dude you got to have a Website or you're nobody in this business." I'd much rather write jokes and make fun of people less fortunate. The thing is this -- staring at a computer while e-mailing people "love me because I'm funny" kills my soul a little bit every-time I press SEND. However, I must admit that my desire to buy tattoos, buffalo bone earrings, philosophy books and alligator shoes has forced me to succumb. And I confess, I have a deep hatred of Stupid People and I aspire to one day "Howard Hughes - My Senior Years" - get rich, become a recluse germ-a-phobe, who pees in a bottle and grows 6" finger nails. It is for these reasons that I have been convinced by comics less funny and less interesting than their websites to get my site up and running.
So here it is!